Jiz Ditch

1) What you call a twat you only use for sex.
2) A derogatory term for a girl you nutted in.
3) The proper term to use when cum and vagina are in union.

Hey, your jiz ditch is a little full.

by Kenneth G May 8, 2007

jiz face

jiz face - a dirty slut who sucks off several men and takes load after load of cum on her face

b "dude, what happened last night after you guys left"

jr "dude, we ended up at maria's crib and that slut sucked off the three of us" "we gave her a nasty jiz face"

by mbored October 23, 2006

jiz-nuts

the medical condition which occurs when large quantites of semen cover the pubic hair that resides on the scrotum. the semen may be either dry or still gooey.

After beatin' my meat last nite, i had the worst case of jiz-nuts

by dbcooper January 1, 2005

Alert Jiz

The drink that you can totally get (not) in order to send yourself crazy over anything involving the Emergency Alert System. Youtubers in this category use this drink now to get the good content.

If you buy Alert Jiz, you will go completely crazy over EAS Alerts.

by WheelerYT July 11, 2019

lady jiz

The mucus that comes out of a girl's vagina, usually when aroused

My lady jiz is super thick today

by Idontwanttohaveaname February 19, 2017

Jiz bunny

Animal that is indigenous to the closets of many rappers. They are covered in semen and burrow deep down into weed plants. They have been down to eat the leftovers that hit the ground after a killer whale and a leprechaun mate in the northern part of Canada.

Hey there is a Jiz Bunny in my gym socks!

by Hey man i am a champ March 2, 2010

Turtle jiz

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light

Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car

by nkasper August 27, 2008