Beans rice jesus christ and byron

WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!

Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON

by Spirit_eyes56 December 30, 2021

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jesus christ

A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.

Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!

by BennyC June 14, 2007

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Jesus Christ

Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent. See also shit,holy shit.

Jesus Christ: I am your lord and savior. I have returned.
Person: Jesus Christ!

by Jesus Himself June 29, 2006

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Jesus Christ

An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.

Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

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In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !

by MDog221 July 15, 2006

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Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009

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jesus christ on rye

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

by RoundElephant September 26, 2007

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a slang term refering to a man who died about 2000 years ago. Translation: Josh of Nazarath. many people pretend to "love" him. they say "he lives in the sky and is looking down at me!". these gullible people are then taken advantage of.

political leader: I pray every day! and you know what Jesus Christ tells me to do? Just a little invasion, just a little killing, but in the name of LOVE and JESUS and a BETTER FUTURE!! I know you have to fight your heart to believe this, but that's what religion's all about! PRAISE!

silly followers: Beloved Leader! He is correct! i mean, whats wrong with killing? in the bible, people justified their hate all the time by saying "God told me to smite you". Vengefull, that God of ours!!! But in a loving way.

by Daniel Payne June 29, 2006

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