by mima April 5, 2004
Get the circle jerker mug.To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
by hologrammar June 6, 2011
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Get the jerjer mug.by Ramboner February 17, 2003
Get the Jerker mug.It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.
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by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010
Get the Pee Jerker mug.A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.
by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009
Get the Jizz Jerker mug.Gay, homo, very sensitive and has a small dick. Easily angered by straight people and very smooth with gay guys. He sure knows how to handle a gay guy. Sometimes acts manly, but 99% of the time he is GAY. He is the
leader of the Gay and gay alliance. He has very soft hair with very FEW hair. "is in love with takayasu"
leader of the Gay and gay alliance. He has very soft hair with very FEW hair. "is in love with takayasu"
Oh no! He just pulled a Jervee *makes out with a guy*
"I hate you because you were being a "Jervee" on my"
"I hate you because you were being a "Jervee" on my"
by Stopitgaypeople March 24, 2009
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