jed

A tiny, insignifcant quantity of food added to a reciepe. Smaller than a pinch.

How many oats do we need? 200g and a jed

by Trianglegirl October 19, 2015

JEDs

Juvenile Erectile Disfunction, enough said

Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs

by Orangeman February 21, 2008

Jeds

A Toronto street term meaning Police

Yo dash that shit the Jeds just pulled up!

by dr.Jones February 2, 2010

Jed

Person that into really extremely weird shit

1. You're being a "Jed"

2. Lincoln is a "Jed" in training

by Grintooth May 12, 2016

jed

Jed is a fucking shitty melt

Jed needs to fucking die ya shitty jed

by Dakween January 15, 2018

JEDS

Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities

Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"

by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009

Jed

A lightweight, sissy, girly man who likes to do pedicures and loves to french braid girls' hair. A Jed typically reads Cosmo magazine in his free time and loves to shop for new the latest antiques.

"Did you see that girl with those antiques?"

"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"

by Jedalicious April 25, 2009