Javier

Not dedicated Hopeless selfish Belives in him self to much and thinks hes a badass and gets pushed around alot
1 "Lests go Weight lift man "

2"Na man i cant imma go somewhere 2day"

1"o wow man u being javier on me right now"

2"No im serious"

1"Yes u are being javier"
by Javier Haters March 06, 2010
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The name for boys who believe they are good at sex because urban dictionary told them so. Commonly used to angle more grandeur onto the sexual prowess of their oral-sex talented friends.
"Oh, that Javier. They say he's got great sexual prowess."

"Not even! Have you met his friend Bernardo? Now THAT'S sexual prowess."

"You're right! What was I thinking?"
by Fully Moons October 24, 2012
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Javier is a really gay guy that is really mean, talks behind his “friends” back and he loves to smoke weed.
Javier: Ey do you have a lighter?

Friend: For what?

Javier: To smoke my weed
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Javier doesn’t have the balls to be a MAN
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namesake for a vato dirtbag low class man who charms women and then uses them for their money and gifts. Is a liar and a loser.
Hello, I'm a Javier. I promise to love you forever, can I borrow $400 dollars to fix my car?
by urbanam April 10, 2011
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A bitch. A slut. A very short person who does not deserve love. Ugly, yellow teeth, smells like shit, bad at flitting and just a bag of shit. If you ever meet him, be careful because he does stab people.
Javier: Hi!
Me: Bitch.
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A tall handsome bilingual turban wearing Dominican male. Terrible texter but great with words. Charming fella with a deep masculine voice. Has nice tattoos and a moon in Leo. Works out all day to live up to his sexy name. Makes Dominican haters eat mango and love platanos. Is deeper than the Atlantic Ocean. Will take you on a magic carpet ride.
Is that Aladdin? No, it's just Javier.

Oh , look! A message from ... Javier.

Do you have the beginnings of Alzheimer's ?! No it's the beginning of Javier.
by JasmineShakira69666 June 01, 2016
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