Take me back to Trio Java
by this handle is not in use January 15, 2021
by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017
A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies
LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*
by ~dominique April 23, 2006
Literally the best Genshin ytber I know. He does videos on Swords Only and Catalysts only. He slays tbh.
by shotilsig July 3, 2022
1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment
by FanFreakingTasticBich March 29, 2018
When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.
Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
by Callacas January 4, 2013
by Qgrim July 19, 2017