LANorexia

When a person chooses to play LAN matches with other gamers rather than developing social skills in the real world. An increasingly common illness caused by videogames such as CounterStrike: Source.

"Is he coming to the party with us tonight?"

"No man - he's playing his LAN match with his gamer pals"

"Darn it, he's getting LANorexia - he needs to get out more"

by Danny Risdon April 13, 2007

anorexia

Fuck. Cant you dumbasses read a fucking dictionary?

anorectic
adj. 1. -> anorexic (def. 1).
2. also, anorexic. colloquial extremely thin, as if suffering from anorexia nervosa.
n. 3. -> anorexic (def. 3).

anorexia
n. lack of appetite. also anorexy.

anorexia nervosa
n. a mental disorder, most common in adolescent girls, causing an aversion to food, which may lead to serious malnutrition.

anorexic
adj. 1. also, anorectic. suffering from anorexia nervosa.
2. colloquial -> anorectic (def. 2).
n. 3. also, anorectic. someone suffering from anorexia nervosa.

there is a difference you know?
Duh!

by can read a dictionary and know the difference. September 5, 2008

manorexia

When a man is afflicted with anorexia
(i.e. really skinny guy who thinks hes fat)
Poor poor souls, i worry about these people.

Manorexia guy: gawd! i dont even fit into size -12 anymore!
Manorexia guy2: dont worry dude lets just not eat for a month to teach ourselves a lesson.

by Immi_callmepnk January 2, 2009

anorexia

the disorder i have...it starts as a way to get control but it ends up as alot more. Alot of boys in my school mock anorexics and bulimacs, but its not funny. Both are mental disorders that can result in death. Since i am anorexic, i weigh 87 lbs even though im 5 ft 7...i eat 400 calories a day and when i look in the mirror i see a fat person....I AM OBSESSED I MIGHT DIE
its not fun

im anorexic and its super-duper (jk)

by sordidus June 21, 2005

summer anorexia

A loss of appetite due to extreme heat. Summer anorexics often will only eat one large meal a day (dinner), only to wake up the next morning and find their stomachs are unusually flat and empty. This seasonal condition begins in late May and lasts until early September, when the stress and pressure of a new school year force the summer anorexic to gain back the weight they lost over the summer (and more).

Laura: Last night, all I had was a triple-cheeseburger with fries and onion rings. When I woke up this morning, my stomach was so flat, but I wasn't hungry! I think I have summer anorexia.

Annai: You probably do. Don't worry, once school starts back up, you'll start eating again.

by NoJokeWojokh'sBFF May 31, 2010

Manorexia

It's a working temporery version of "Anorexia", which only males are capable of. A male that is not satisfied with how built his body is because he has a little beer belly and the chicks he is banging. So he eats very little, downs fat burners, works out like the incredible hulk curling Abram tanks and benching Rosie O'Donnell and squatting Oprah, until he gets the results he wants and goes back to banging hotter chicks continuing his life before Manorexia.

guy 1: Yo, remember tony?

guy 2: Yeah, he's the somewhat big guy back in college...

guy 1: Yeah, he went Manorexia mode and got big man!

guy 2: Yo there's tony right there! =\...is that...what the fuck!

guy 1: Yo! that's my bitch and your bitch! >=( fucker...we would kick his ass if he wasn't so damn huge...bastard...

by TheOriginalProffesor December 7, 2011

Manorexia

A psychological disorder among males where one's self-image is over-inflated to include greater height, weight, strength, intelligence or genital endowment, contrary to one's actual physical appearance, sexual or mental capacity.

Greg's manorexia made him believe he could fend off his two Somoan attackers. But at 5'3" and 100 lbs he was no match.

by lvtoth October 5, 2008