The act in which a male partner wets his genitalia, dips it in sand so as to cover it in a thin grainy film, and then brutally penetrates his partner in the rectum resulting in extreme sexual pleasure, and often bleeding.
by Preacherwoman December 8, 2008
by seanthehumanoid January 31, 2011
A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
by 18Haverhill January 3, 2017
Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"
Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
by Rick Slender November 17, 2006
by Alkl April 12, 2006
when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers
by Lanksta June 8, 2004
The act of performing anal sex on a person of either sex while giving them a swirly and dreadlocking there hair in unison.
Travis was Receiving the Jamaican Whirlpool for his 20th birthday.
If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.
If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.
by Benny Bashers! December 30, 2009