When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.
To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.
by pepperpiper April 9, 2015
Get the Jalapeno Bottle Capmug. When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015
Get the jalapeno hot poppermug. by speediesnail September 25, 2005
Get the Holy Jalapeno Batmanmug. The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.
- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.
Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.
Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"
by Bean 63 July 3, 2006
Get the Jalapeno Hot Dogmug. by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012
Get the Jalapeno Cheese Stickmug. when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.
(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.
by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020
Get the jalapeno pussy poppermug. by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023
Get the figtree and jalapenomug.