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jalapeño corn dog

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When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."
by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016
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Jalapeno Popper

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An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
by Panda DC September 6, 2010
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jalapeno stuffer

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yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer
by fishrman July 17, 2003
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Jalapeno pussy

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This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole
by Yeetmastersupreme June 12, 2018
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Jalapeno Pete

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The act of putting ones penis in a girls ass after she has a very spicy mexican dish for dinner then after that slapping her on the tongue for a spicy treat know as the jalapeno pete
ennis gave alisa a jalapeno pete because she was dying for a spicy delicious treat...
by Jasper M August 16, 2010
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When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019
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jalapeno toad

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When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.
Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.
by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021
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