Bread <<>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Jalapeño style

Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before

I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.

by Caitlin’s boyfriend March 01, 2025

The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.

Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.

by TheBlazedBambiino April 09, 2016

jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

by but_whistle July 07, 2017