leeno jalapeno 

a poem about a person who is cat fanatic , and wants to become a cat. In Asian culture it is used to define a Chinese looking person.

boy 1 : look she uploaded a cat picture again
boy 2 : oh she is such a leeno jalapeno

leeno jalapeno by oxford1 March 15, 2015

Jalapeno Popper 

An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.

I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.

Jalapeno Popper by Panda DC September 6, 2010

jalapeno stuffer 

a homosexual hispanic male

yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer

jalapeno stuffer by fishrman July 17, 2003

Jalapeno pussy 

This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole

Imma get jalapeno pussy baby girl.

Jalapeno pussy by Yeetmastersupreme June 12, 2018

Jalapeno Pete 

The act of putting ones penis in a girls ass after she has a very spicy mexican dish for dinner then after that slapping her on the tongue for a spicy treat know as the jalapeno pete

ennis gave alisa a jalapeno pete because she was dying for a spicy delicious treat...

Jalapeno Pete by Jasper M August 16, 2010

jalapeno

The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.

John put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. We promptly told him to go back to Spain.

jalapeno by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

Jalapeño Chili Popper by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019