jalapeño corn dog 

When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.

"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."

jalapeño corn dog by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016

Jalapeno Popper 

An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.

I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.

Jalapeno Popper by Panda DC September 6, 2010

jalapeno stuffer 

a homosexual hispanic male

yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer

jalapeno stuffer by fishrman July 17, 2003

Jalapeno pussy 

This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole

Imma get jalapeno pussy baby girl.

Jalapeno pussy by Yeetmastersupreme June 12, 2018

Jalapeno Pete 

The act of putting ones penis in a girls ass after she has a very spicy mexican dish for dinner then after that slapping her on the tongue for a spicy treat know as the jalapeno pete

ennis gave alisa a jalapeno pete because she was dying for a spicy delicious treat...

Jalapeno Pete by Jasper M August 16, 2010

Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

Jalapeño Chili Popper by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019

jalapeno toad 

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

jalapeno toad by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021