Jaxon D

A uncoordinated sloth, who can't play sports worth a shit he also takes his daddy's dick. He likes to watch gay dwarf porn while stroking his dick with horse radish. He also gets sloppy seconds from a close freind .

Some pulled a Jaxon D and accidentally dropped the soap.

by Fluffykittycat69 March 7, 2017

Jaxon V

A boy who loves food. Touch his food and you will be in deep waters. He will probably kill you

Omg it’s Jaxon V, don’t touch his food or else he will cry and kill you

by Caesarean May 3, 2019

Jaxon smoker

Where you scrunch your face and shape your mouth as an O while exhaling any form of smoke

1. Pull a jaxon smoker

by Jaxon smoker December 9, 2019

Jaxon

A boy who is not lactose intolerant.

Jaxon is smart.

by Emerald Speedster August 3, 2021

JaxonPilled

When a character is notably tall, or stretched in some way.
Also usable when describing a character that, Wears hats, is blond, is evil, is narcissistic, and / or is funny.

*Watching The Lorax*
Friend 1: God he is so fucking Jaxonpilled

Friend 2: What the fuck are you talking about

by MisterMorgan11 September 4, 2021

Jaxon

Jaxon is the most handsome person ever! He is very chill and has GREAT hair! He is a great cuddler and makes you feel very loved! Dont leave a Jaxon, he is definitely a keeper!

Jaxon Is so amazing and cute!

by jaxonfanpage January 17, 2022

jaxon hornbeck

man whore
tiny penis

a horny semi gay idiot
player with a tiny penis

pedo in middle school

he likes porn hub

maddison lover

stupid ass city/county boy

long tited no nipple having ass bitch

thick thighed gay queen

don’t be like jaxon hornbeck.

by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022