jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008

wacko jacko

A stupid sick name for a great musical incon. He is bigger then Madonna and ELvis and SOld loads more records.

wacko jacko, is a freak!

by Dave M March 7, 2004

jackboy

A person who is trying to steal something by way of force; an armed robber. Atlanta traphouse origin by way of crack dealers.

Keep yo tool on deck o' tha muthafuckin jackboys is gon gotdamn stick yo ass fo sho' cuh.

by Barramundi June 30, 2008

text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005

jackpot

It's like saying awesome or sweet.

"I found some weed in my jacket, jackpot!"

by ash December 16, 2004

Jackpot

The state of being in trouble of ones own making or the making of another.

Bill really put himself in the jackpot by selling to that undercover narc.

Joe's in the jackpot because his wife saw him with that whore.

by paddy1998 January 13, 2010