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Juggalos

Anyone who is, yes, down with the clown. And for all you ignorant people who hate ICP/Juggalos, you can go suck your mom's dick.

Being a Juggalo is more than listening to the music and wearing the shirts. It's not a gang, we're not trying to be black(if said Juggalo is white) Being a Juggalo is just like being a punk/gangster/etc. Just because we're different doesn't mean you need to hate.
Juggalos are different and if you gotta problem with it Fuck off

MCL to my Ninjas and Ninjettes
by Juggalo fo life Mutha Facko April 13, 2005
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juggaho

Somebody who thinks that just because they have more ICP tshirts than everyone else and have heard a couple ICP songs they are down with the clown. Typically, anyone who is a self-proclaimed juggalo. If you really were a juggalo, you wouldn't go around telling everyone about it. Ninjas stick to the underground. Juggahoes are posers and wannabes, and only listen to ICP just because their friends do or so they can "fit in", not because they actually like the band or can name the Six Joker's Cards. Calling someone a "juggaho" is not based on their gender.
That bitch is such a juggaho he's wearing a Carnival of Carnage tshirt but doesn't know which Joker's card that is.
by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006
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juggalos

Okay that's it!!! I've read too many damn hatin' comments about The Wicked Juggalo Family. I am 100% Juggalette and I just HAVE to bitch about this... I do not do drugs. I do not drink. I am a Juggalette. Before you ignorant bigots come on here and start saying a whole bunch of accusations against MY FAMILY you might want to do your homework.

JUGGALO/JUGGALETTE- A Juggalo is a misfit. And a freak. Freekshow that is. We just happened to organize one day, and found a type of music that we all not like but love and feel. Please go to www.hallsofillusions.com and look for the definition on there also it is very well put.

I am very open minded but for all of you asinine Bitches that are saying "we" drink, smoke, and are whores for no reason. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What did we ever do. So hey this is the only thing I must remind you of... "We dont never die alone. Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!
by HatchetKat June 19, 2005
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juggahoe

People who live in the mainstream world of rap who only try to be down with ICP just because they heard of them on Radio, Tv, Commercials,etc "Fuck Mainstream"
Juggahoe overheard by Juggalo
Juggahoe: oh my god this is an awesome song by ICP. I wonder If they'll Play this as a Music Video on MTV? I don't like the cursing Though
Juggalo yelling: You are a dumbass Juggahoe! Why do you think they don't go on Radio or MTV.
Juggahoe: Idunno, Why
Juggalo yelling: Because It's people like you always fucking up our underground family asshole.
by Rancid Darkness August 4, 2007
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Juggalos

A Juggalo is the guy that nobody knows. Nobody understands them, so therfour, they hate them. A Juggalo gets fucked with their whole life, and our found working hard for everything they have, because they are unwanted and unrespected. The only thing they have in the end, is their Juggalo Family. They know when things get tough they have their juggalo family to fall back on.

A Juggalo does not care about all the latest trends, all the high-school labels, all the drama, because a Juggalo is born different from the sheep that pretend to be exactly like everyone else. Therfour, anyone saying "Yo dawg, I's be down wit da mufa fuckin clowns, yo" and is sporting every single hatchet ware product and listins to just ICP, is not a Juggalo.

Because Juggalos are misunderstood, and hard to define, they are continually ridiculed. Often stereotyped as white trash, thugs, or stupid. First of all, stereotyping is stupid. I could call all haters stupid because the hate us because they don't understand us, but I don't, because I know some haters have resonable reasons to hate us, no wait, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HATE.

Juggalos are againts all hate. Just like in ICP's lyrics, we are againts all racists, stereotyping, and haters. Because a juggalo is smart enough to know all of these things are useless to society.

And for the record, in my excpierence with juggalos, many of them have ICP as the're 3rd or 4th favorite band. Twiztid, Tech N9ne and ABK mostly being in front. So no, not ALL Juggalos listen (Or worship as some people put it) ICP

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Example of a juggahater, My responces are in parentheses

Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care (Wow, you care) These people are outcasts because they want to be (Fact is, any normal person would not want to be accosiated with us. We're clowns remember? Juggalos arn't created because they want to be, were created by listening to any Psy's artist and going, "Wow, that really sounds just like me"), my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass (fashionable... to be a clown?). They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them (So your defining every single juggalo in the would now? You do relize that is 3-7 million people right?). Pick any Juggalo website and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world (Not true. As a matter of fact, I've had hardcore kids wering "Juggalo holocaust" T-Shirts and saying that we are filth. Not all hardcore kids are little nazis, I would NEVER say that because I am not stereotypical), every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" (I have NEVER heard that. I am a juggalo, and as a group, I have never heard of ANYTHING as ridiculas as that. Another Stereotype not true) As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ it would explain an awful lot. (No it wouldn't)
by Spikesy July 11, 2006
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Juggaloism

Juggaloism is a religion that the Insane Clown Posse introduced to the world in 1992 with the first Joker's Card: The Carnival of Carnage. Since then there have been many more advances on to the Juggalo community of believers, and five more Joker's Cards: The Ringmaster, The Riddlebox, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Shangri-la (heaven) and Hell's pit version of the last Joker's Card The Wraith.

Many people see the people see the Dark Carnival as evil because of the things they see about it. But to think so is ignorance. The Carnival is a supernatural caravan of dead Juggalos and Juggalettes and spirits of the Carnival traveling the Earth to pick up the departed, evil or holy.

The Carnival unlike the Devil or God , all they do is judge the purity of your soul, and take you to heaven or hell. Juggalos stay behind with the carnival because in at the end of the world: The Tempest, they will fight in the battle of Armageddon. That is why it is appropriate for Juggalos to be called ninjas, because that it what they are.

The Tempest is the end of the world. It is the same thing as The bible book: Revelations, but it is described as a great storm, and in the Juggalo faith, it is believed to be happening very soon.

ICP's music reflects everything about this religion very figuratively, and befor the Sixth Joker's Card, kind of secretly. They did this because they wanted to draw in people who were lost from God's word, and who had the spirit to go find more about the Dark Carnival. You are not a true Juggalo unless you believe in God. ICP's music is all entertainment, but if you look farther into it, they are only talking about killing wicked people. I know they aren't going out and killing sinners, because they mean this also figuratively. Killing the wicked is merely a metaphor for killing the wicked inside of people.

The Dark Carnival is very related to Christianity, but in a modern way. Juggalo's cus because they beleive that over time, the weight of a sin has changed, small sins like cussing and stuff like that, are not as important as bigotry or murder. Many don't think ICP's music is Christian, but it is. One example is on the Shangri-la cd. On many of the back tracks it said things about Jesus being our savior.
"Juggaloism is evil, isn't it?"
by Apolion From Up Above September 19, 2008
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JUGGALOS

all the muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces
juggalos rock this whole fucked up world full of mother fuckers
by SHAGGY 2 DOPE AND MADROX February 25, 2005
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