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Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.
Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed
by JoeMamaGay:) October 21, 2019
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Stapley jr.high

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The white rich bitch school and most of the kids there don’t even know how to fold there clothes cause they have there made do it for them they also have no respect or manners.
Mom can I go to Stapley jr.high next year? Mom “no I don’t want u becoming a little brat
by JJHH454545 February 2, 2020
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Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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Lakota Plains Jr. School

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A crappy place filled with ovarly dramatic little preppy girls that are constantly alloying haha

Hunter Russo is a bitch
Hunter Russo is bitchy I hate Hunter Russo she goes to Lakota Plains Jr. School
by Hunter Russo April 20, 2011
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Sam Hornish Jr.

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The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.
by Rahdagh August 9, 2009
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snag jr.

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a very large crap, a dinosaur sized crap.
John:Oh dude ia have to take a huge crap.
Bill: Dude its called a snag jr.
by bigpappa2120513 May 10, 2010
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