jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.

"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"

by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022

Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

Jonk

jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.

"Im jonking"

by anonydeclan April 22, 2024

Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024