Jonas 

An abnormal human being with very large teeth and is a pathological liar. A retail employee who works with shoes.

"Man why does that guys teeth always show, he must suffer from Jonas syndrome"

Jonas by Scrotti McBugerballs April 28, 2010

Jonas 

Description of a person who's interest is another mans butthole.

While playing the game Twister , when a friend plays with your butthole with his fingers, he is identified as a jonas.
"You're such a jonas! The chicks probably think i'm gay now..."

Jonas by bug-mannen September 27, 2019

Jonas 

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.

Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!

Jonas by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017

Jonas 

Is a nice person who play GTA and other PS$ games like Battlefield 1
HH88

Jonas :...

Jonas by Froozenuhd March 18, 2017

Jonas 

A very intelligent person, probably one of the smartest persons on earth.

He's got a huge cock - 2 meters

OH damn, you are Jonas!

Jonas by HugeAutism March 21, 2017

Jonas 

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.

Hey look! There's a Jonas.

Jonas by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017

Jonas 

A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.

Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!

Jonas by Moder Maria May 30, 2017