jb

JB: An extremely fast burst of speed relating to the quickness of Jonathan Berger.

The runners used a jb to try to win the race.l

by Josh December 31, 2004

JB

getting screwed over. also known as the act of moving 1800 miles and having your best friend turn his back on you for neck.

damn bro, you came all the way to boston from florida. so sorry to hear that you got jb'd.

by Scooterpie April 30, 2005

JB

Means the same as random epic-fail. When something is really weird, in a bad way, you can call it JB.

Person 1: "Oh, your'e such a party pooper!"
Person 2: "Are you calling me JB?!"
Person 1: "You bet! You're the biggest JB I've ever met!"

by JuicyJuicy May 10, 2009

JB

As of 2007 there were 13.2 million Jews worldwide and 5.3 million located here in the United States. Of those 5.3 million, only one has managed to capture the true fundamental nature of the Hebrew Nation. That one man is JB. Descended upon us from a mixed upbringing of Canadian English Jew, he is not recognized by halakha, that is, not Jewish according to Jewish religious law. But rather Jewish on a political, economic and personal platform. While most Jewish merchants traded in rum, hardware, spices, candles, lumber, and fur, JB found the most lucrative commodity to be used automobiles. It was through these used automobiles that JB could prosper, all the while retaining his tight sphincter and coin.

On a calm summer night in downtown Kirkland, it has been known to the locals to intercept a JB transmission in his native Yiddish language. It sounds kind of like this. “Hey JB, you got the bill?” “Lekh Teda!” Which translated in Hebrew, means to go screw yourself.

by littlebrother360 October 22, 2008

JB

A short term phrase for the word Jiggaboo

Hey, quit acting like a JB.

by Ratan S. April 1, 2008

JB

The initials used for a poser that goes to CMS. Using names is mean, after all. She cuts and makes fun of anyone who doesn't like her. Acutally, she makes fun of everyone.

"JB really did it again- now she's cutting so she can fit in."

by Silver March 21, 2005

jb

a word used to let your fellow IM'er when your making lots of errors when your typing.

boy: hye , whtas up sxexyyy?
boy: JB!
girl: yah was gonna say, loser...

by asdasdasfafaf January 4, 2008