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I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping
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Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records
Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.
Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.
In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.
Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records
Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.
Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.
In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.
Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
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MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
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