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Israeled

The act of returning something to its original condition. To restore, rebuild and rededicate.
Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.
by OneIngloriousBasterd December 28, 2023
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When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.
Am ISRAELED Chai.
by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023
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Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.
- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!
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When you get your ass handed to you by Israel
Hamas are getting Israeled right now
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When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.
What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023
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Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
by Reality Joe December 29, 2023
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What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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