The definition of an insomniac means no rest... therefore an anal insomniac is someone who's ass never gets a rest. (tons of anal sex...nonstop!) such as a homosexual man whore
Nate was such an anal insomniac that he got his sweet ass pounded by about twenty different guys a day...until the poor chap got genital ass herpes. Then his poor ass hole ozzed with shit and was forced into early hibernation.
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when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.
Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.
Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008
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She was so thrilled that she began to lose sleep. During this, she became so addicted to the feeling of being sleep deprived; she became an insomniatic.
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Get the insomnia mug.A person who suffers from lack of sleep/restlessness. Can be perpetuated from caffeine consumption and web development/programming. Insomniacs are also known to have issues with depression, alienation, isolation, and anti-socialization.
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