Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

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Insertion

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

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Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH

by Guest1444 March 13, 2019

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Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

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Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.

Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.

by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010

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