The Most Interesting Man in the World

A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.

"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

"Stay thirsty my friends."

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by roc18 August 13, 2009

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Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010

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I've lost interest

- Being or becoming very bored with an over-bearing and/or boring topic of discussion or conversation.
- Losing interest in a trivial discussion or conversation with friends or co-workers.

"I was standing talking to Kevin at the water cooler, and all of the sudden he said "...just never mind, I've lost interest...." and he walked away! WTF?"

"Brian loses interest in topics of discussion very easily, he's always saying "...I've lost interest...." and walks away.

by Poohbah540 July 14, 2014

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