Intellism

A person who wields egotistical intelligence.

James thinks he's so smart, he's acting with such Intellism.

by Intellism June 29, 2021

Intel Shit Graphics

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.

mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh

by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate.

It often refers to someone who is incapable, no matter how hard they try, of being able to have a good computer.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. Don't play with him."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.

You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.

by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024

Intel

The biggest joke in computing since 2017

Bob: I just bought an Intel Core i9 11900KF
Tyrone: My AMD Ryzen 9 5950X easily outforms it in multicore though

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."

"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."

by Apsalar June 3, 2024