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Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.
Intel i9324692318958795 12983477565623948532432407957432657834HK vs AMD Ryzen 4231035387093587967890553 980475634287957809325870983428095809368973245980557652890536587342987489542879X3D
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022
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intel i5 11400f

A term Loudward from AI Sponge shouts out at random cause he's gone mad.
"intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f," - loudward
by DrShamrock June 17, 2023
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Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate.

It often refers to someone who is incapable, no matter how hard they try, of being able to have a good computer.
"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. Don't play with him."
by ioletsgo January 26, 2025
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Intellism

James thinks he's so smart, he's acting with such Intellism.
by Intellism June 29, 2021
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Intel Shit Graphics

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.
mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh
by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023
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Intel Core Plan

The plan of Intel to kill Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging computers beyond oblivion
Artzhole: Look I found out about the Intel Core Plan
Random poo head: I know about the Intel Core Plan
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Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
by iamadottedline August 20, 2012
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