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instagram girl

A girl who tends to be very popular on Instagram, revealing or provocative with their posts, and likes to lead guys on to boost their own confidence and ego.
I wanna hook up with this one hot chick, but she's an instagram girl with low self-esteem.
by PersonSomewhere. May 7, 2018
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Instaglam

A slang term for Instagram referring to the app's magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.
"Instaglam makes Shauna actually look pretty hot! In person she looks like a swamp donkey!"
by KevinBacon November 28, 2012
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instagram husband

The husband of a blogger or online influencer who takes photographs for his spouse and is tolerant of the constant interruptions that come along with the blogging business.
My instagram husband is used to eating cold food because I always make him wait to eat until I take a good photograph.
by KelseyKaplanFashion November 21, 2016
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Instagram

A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.
Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics
by nate987 September 24, 2013
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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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Instagram Model

An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.
Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.
by Jessica Opal May 21, 2018
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Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures
Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!
by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015
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