indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.

(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?

by jevanyn January 4, 2010

indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.

“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Indoor Greens

The best company to get your home garden made from. They will make it and maintain it better than anyone can.

Your garden looks so swanky! Sure Indoor Greens is at work here.

by Fishtray November 25, 2021

Indoor skin

Skin that is soft, especially hands, denoting they have lived a comfortable life.

This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.

by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024

Indoor Pool

An Indoor Pool is a pool that is usually found indoors, usually found in the Northern Parts of the country, or at higher end hotels.

If you want to go swimming, Go back to the North and get in your "Indoor Pool", Shannon.

by SouthUrban May 15, 2015

Indoorer

The opposite of that guy from xbox.com

Weirdo!

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

indoor ensemble

When it's illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused

"Um wtf is an indoor ensemble"

by jas.m.ine_ January 2, 2017