I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

penis identity

The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.

Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.

by Jario777 February 23, 2011

Dubious Sexual Identity (DSI)

A male or female that is so androgynous that it is impossible to tell what sex they are.

Remember Pat from Saturday Night live?? Was that a him or her?? Oh, Pat-- has a Dubious Sexual Identity (DSI).

by little birds May 7, 2010

Corned Identity Burger

A burger that comes with corner beef

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Identification

Documents required for entry to a licensed premesis

You need identification to gain entry

by Megaforce January 20, 2017

sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

Halt! Identify!

What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:

Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.

Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.

Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.

Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."

Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.

Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"

Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"

Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."

by Dr. Hugo Roflstomp July 23, 2010