The time of year when the inner linings of people's brains starts to fall out after Apple announces to a new product. Thus, millions of people rush out to stores and wait in huge lines for a completely useless product called the iPad, which soaks up the brain ooze and allows people to return to their so-called sanity.
Josh: (starts jumping up and down) OMG! OMG! Hey guys did you here about Apple's new iPad! I need one right now! DAMMIT!! I need to get to bestbuy right now. OMG no what if it's sold out. Oh well, the nearest Apple store is only 20 miles away!
Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.
Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.
by Nash94 April 6, 2010
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Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."
Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"
Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."
Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."
Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"
Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."
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Guy 1: "Hey did you see the new girl today?"
Guy 2: "Yeah we had a good conversation about last weeks project but she never told me her name."
Guy 3: "Must be Imperia."
Guy 2: "Yeah we had a good conversation about last weeks project but she never told me her name."
Guy 3: "Must be Imperia."
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"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
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