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start-shit-itus

A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.
If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.
by Kevinnnnnlolz May 11, 2008
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Fucking iTunes!

Although there are numerous annoying popups from iTunes asking to upgrade to the newest version, they can't seem to fix the window size. Therefore, this what you say when you close the window behind iTunes, when you were actually trying to close iTunes.
You- "Oh yes, finally done with my 12 page essay!" -goes to close iTunes and closes Microsoft Office Word instead.- ...."Fucking iTunes!"
by douchebags rule! :D March 4, 2010
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fuck-you-itude

a bad attitude that isnt only bad, it is horrendously crass and "in your face."
the description of an attitude that is fucked up.
The ass swagger's fuck-you-itude beckoned only the most desperate to tap that.
by rockmysockson February 18, 2011
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I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
by Double triple February 5, 2022
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itunes

A music program created solely for completely tripping psychadelic drug users out when they turn the visualisations on full screen.
Just drop a tab of acid, open itunes and press Ctrl+T, you'll know what i mean...
by TwigmanUK September 6, 2008
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iTune Buzzkill

You have your i-Pod/i-Tunes on shuffle, you're jamming out doing your everyday thing, then BOOM! song switches to a completely irrevelant song and ruins your exuberant mood.
Frank: Man, I was rocking out to "The Chili Peppers" earlier I got in my usual calm, moviated mood then BOOM! ..my wife's "Rocket Summer" starting playing and I just lost all hope..

Bob: Ahh! Frank I'm sorry. Sounds like a iTune buzzkill.
by Limabina May 2, 2009
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iTunes

1. Multi-task music software created by Apple. Used to synchronize the iPod, organize compressed music files, listen to files, and purchase files from an online store at the price of a dollar each. Loved and hated during its introduction in 2003-2004 because it brought about a revolution in how consumers purchase music.

2. The organization software that comes with the Apple iPod.

3. The bringer of multiple clones of the original iTunes software, such as Real's RealRhapsody. Started the online music purchasing craze.
1. I have to download some songs from iTunes.

2. What's this CD in my iPod box? Hey, it's iTunes!

3. Thanks to iTunes, now it is easy to purchase music online, legally.
by robots on parade June 30, 2004
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