Zane the infant slayer

A person who has deep feelings for underage children
Zane the infant slayer needs to have a monster and chill
by Hairline analyst November 14, 2022
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Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.
Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?
by cecile sucks November 11, 2020
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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 10, 2022
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Infantism

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."
by BigBoyBillyBob October 24, 2019
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Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant
Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
by BigBoyBillyBob October 24, 2019
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Infantism

When you desire to be with or see babies.
My mom was diagnosed with infantism towards my cousins child.
by Dr. John Sorrada July 04, 2020
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Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
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