idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

by Retarded Hillbilly April 20, 2018

Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

by donteverdothisagain July 1, 2012

idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004

idiots

people who need to look up the definition of "idiots" in the urban dictionary

if you are reading this, you are probably one of the idiots i'm talking about.

by urban asshole February 23, 2010

idiots

What about 80% of the human population consists of.

Southmoreland Scool District in PA if full of idiots PERIOD!

by hahauwish March 4, 2009

idiot

Someone who has a wish to shoot someone, but is pointing his gun the wrong way.

Idiot: I'm gonna kill you with this gun, watch out!
Smart Person: You idiot! You're pointing your gun the wrong way!

by jdm89 January 18, 2017