I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.
my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist
by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023
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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.
student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.
by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024
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i-ready

boooooooooooooooo i-ready sucks
by blosse13 September 1, 2025
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I-ready

A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
Alright class let's get on i-ready.
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
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I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.
Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
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