by Come backs February 02, 2017
by Triamgle November 01, 2023
without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.
Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!
by bulletface May 01, 2015
used when someone talks shit about you and its true. basically if they're hatin and they got a reason too you say "ain't i?"
comes from the song "aint i" by yung la ft. young dro & t.i.
comes from the song "aint i" by yung la ft. young dro & t.i.
by effortlessly fly and flashy May 13, 2009
by 3lsda November 03, 2020
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
by You will not win today July 22, 2011
According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)
wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..
by Lovelyselina November 12, 2020