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i-Ready Learning Games

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
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I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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I-ready

A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
Alright class let's get on i-ready.
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
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i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.
my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist
by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023
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I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.
Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
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