Hagelblam

The way a drag queen insults another drag queen.

Bitch laganga estranga you just got hagelblamed bitch.

by Pugqueen09 September 24, 2018

Hagen Diaz’

Biker term for hello and goodbye. Similar to how one would use Aloha!

Hagen Diaz’ my good friend, how was your day.

by Jonny Outlaw April 8, 2022

Hagerstown rich

Someone who lives in a nice house.Can afford to pay someone to do repairs on their house and car. Well still being below world wealth. But has no idea what it is like to live on minimum wage and counting change to buy gas.

Joanne gets to eat at the steakhouse two times a week. But since I'm not Hagerstown rich I'm lucky to have hot dogs even once a week.

by Mr Guinea pig May 10, 2023

Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage

An idiot. An animal. Speech impediment.
Bad at IntelliJ.

Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage = idiot.

by Gabe's Dr. Phil April 15, 2019

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

Hagerstown famous

The notoriety or "fame" you experience after a particularly noisy mid-afternoon sex romp on a Hagerstown MD hotel room.

Old lady on civil war bus trip: my name is Mildred what's yours sonny?

Me: Michael ma'am.

Old lady: Oh, Michael? Room 205 right?

Me: Er, yes ma'am. (Damn now i'm Hagerstown famous)

Also my apologies to the congregation of the Third Baptist Church Selma Ga. I was in a groove and... Well anyway my apologies.

by Mike cheezmar June 8, 2013

Hagenized

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

by Jonathon October 7, 2004