Lance Huber

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.

Person A- Nendhehuwhwownw
Person B- You okay?
Person A- Yeah, I just pulled a Lance Huber.

by Jason Swideo June 12, 2019

Panty huffer

Dude that keeps spoiled panties in a ziploc bag so he can enjoy the scent at a later time.

After having a one-night stand, I found out that the guy I slept with was a panty huffer.

by when peacocks fly March 29, 2019

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"

by juanchito March 1, 2008

hubler

When someone chews on your nutsack like a piece of gum.

My girlfriend hublered me so hard last night, I'm bleeding now.

by Gotummm February 4, 2018

Huffers

A game you play where you go to your local convenience store and by as many chemicals as possible. Once you combine them and "Huff" the fumes the winner is the first person to have a heart attack.

- Safazi want to go play Huffers.
- Sure Bman lets gooooooo.

by Bman1562 September 26, 2018

serial huffer-puffer

someone who is constantly and habitually exhibits anger facially or verbally for or without a good reason and makes you angry as a result.

Rush Limbaugh is one of the richest serial huffer-puffers in the history of world politics

by Thosi-sticallyTrue April 30, 2011

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 4, 2010