texas howdy

Hate crime

Jamaal barely survived the Texas howdy he suffered in El Paso last month.

by BIGG R August 13, 2021

Howdy do?

A term usually used by younger generations, meaning "Hi, how are you?" or just "How are you?"

A: Hey Joshua!
B: Hi hi, howdy do?

by RandomGuyWithoutAMustache September 18, 2021

Howdy

Howdy is a kind of greeting.

"Howdy! What are you doing this fine day?"

by Unknown Status October 29, 2022

Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.

Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"

by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023

howdy neighbor

the howdy neighbor is when you are railing a girl from being up against a glass door or large window. have your friend sneak in the room, as he gets an erection you start pulling out fully and putting it in again, then when they are ready pull out and theyll put their dick in, you leave, walk around to the front of the window, tap on the glass and wave 'howdy neighbor!"

we were totally at this party last night and arron and i totally gave this girl the howdy neighbor, she didnt even see it coming!

by jonnycore November 8, 2007

howdy motherfuckers

See: Howdy bitches; gender sensitive

Used as a greeting; as in "howdy motherfuckers"

by Easterbunny October 30, 2008

boy howdy

A term that generally makes no sense at all, used to describe a feeling of happiness or enjoyment. Can be used with an exclamation mark for added excitement.

Carlos: We're going to the movies with a really hot chick tonight.
Diego: Boy howdy!

by MrDinkleberry December 18, 2005