One who refuses to do any Latin homework. Hosers commonly construct diabolical plots to overthrow their Latin teachers. Hosers and Latin-lovers are sworn enemies. A small band of renegade hosers have created an Anti-Latin Terrorist Organization (ALTO) against the Language of Latin (LOL). There have been no known or scheduled meetings of either organization.
What are you all, a bunch of hosers? Mike and Adam back there haven't done their homework since like the first quarter. And I know you didn't do you project there either Molinsk.
by Mike Cioffi May 24, 2006
by mcctino May 22, 2010
You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!
by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004
When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
by Rionox January 24, 2023
The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011