horrendipity

noun. a situation in which one accidentally discovers something particularly unfortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely. Really bad timing.

adj., horrendipitous

Oh, the horrendipity of meeting my ex in such a situation...

by Jim Haungs December 31, 2006

horsexual

Someone who is sexually, physically, and or emotionally attracted to horses/ponies etc.

She's a horsexual

by SexyStallionLvr March 14, 2017

horrendous

disgusting

I look horrendous today

by squedawg April 28, 2019

Down Horrendous

Literally Phineas from that cartoon show with the platypus who kicks ass. (Not Ferb tho, he’s the modern equivalent of Ghengis Khan)

Isabella: “Watcha Doin’ ?”
Phineas: *starts building some shit like a dumbass*
Everyone watching: This man down horrendous...

by DestinedChutoy April 23, 2021

Down Horrendously

This mofo

Person 1: dude school has me fuckin tripping these days, idk how I’m gunna finish all this work
Person 2: At least you ain’t Tien
Person 1: facts actually, im guess im not down horrendously

by Yelex January 20, 2021

Horrell

A man who enjoys sniffing his finger after wiping is ass. Can often be found discussing baseball with Arnold in the stall next to him or throwing ice on unsuspecting people as they poo.

I like to find out of the way bathrooms to shit in so i don't get a Horrell pulled on me.

by Bueller January 16, 2004

Horrendition

n.

A belted-out performance of a song (usually in a karaoke or other setting that involves the consumption of alcohol and encourages disinhibition) which causes reactions in others ranging from mild annoyance to painful cringing and ear-covering gestures, to desperate attempts to defenestrate (oneself or the performer), and eventually to murder-suicide.

Did you catch that horrendition of "I Will Always Love You" that Lorelai did on 'Gilmore Girls' last night? It was so painful I had to change the channel AND shoot out my television.

by Charles Worschatz May 21, 2007