The act of embracing a fried, colleague or celebrity while lying on a bed, couch, counter or car seat and without the involvement of any articles of clothing.
by burKelicious May 22, 2012
Get the Horizontal Huggingmug. What a night, gonna go hit the horizontal.
Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.
Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.
by Ohsweetbro March 29, 2010
Get the hit the horizontalmug. A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.
Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.
by MrBlik October 30, 2009
Get the horizontally challengedmug. Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.
by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012
Get the Horizontal Shufflemug. A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.
by tiger002 May 18, 2010
Get the horizontally giftedmug. by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018
Get the horizontal hurricanemug. by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018
Get the horizontally expandedmug.