Horizontal Vagina 

The angle of the asian women's vagina.

Vagina=Horizontal.... it's science.

Warning: The horizontal vagina is 1/3 communist, 1/3 mythical creature, and 1/3 akward.

Horizontal Vagina by wizard sleeve October 18, 2010

horizontal monkey dance 

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

horizontal monkey dance by Teabagger January 5, 2005

horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow

During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".

horizontal exclamation point by jwa@LITT January 9, 2005

horizontal sumo wrestling 

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

horizontal sumo wrestling by Mark H December 14, 2004

Horizontal Hugging 

The act of embracing a fried, colleague or celebrity while lying on a bed, couch, counter or car seat and without the involvement of any articles of clothing.

Nothing happened in the VIP room with Blake Shelton honey...we were just Horizontal Hugging.

Horizontal Hugging by burKelicious May 22, 2012

hit the horizontal 

To lay down in a horizontal position. To go to bed, catch some z's, hit the sheets, etc.

What a night, gonna go hit the horizontal.

Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.

hit the horizontal by Ohsweetbro March 29, 2010

horizontal 

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

"Lets get horizontal, baby!"

horizontal by thenico March 9, 2009