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horizontal lambada

It means exactly what it implies... Sex. Known in some old skool club circles as a very classic club tune from the mid 90's by DJ Lace. Features the "We're gonna have an orgasm" samples.
"Say girl/guy, would you like to dance the horizontal lambada with me?"
by clubby1 April 15, 2008
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horizontal polka

by Jesus Of Nazereth September 14, 2003
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Event Horizon

"Event Horizon" was the third film directed by Paul W.S. Anderson after his first two films "Shopping" and "Mortal Kombat."

"Event Horizon" is set in the year 2047 and tells the story of a rescue crew that has been dispatched to retrieve the derelict space-vessle, the "Event Horizon."

After spending time aboard the ship, it's rescuers begin to have hallucinations and other various deleriums. It is later revealed in the movie that the "Event Horizon" was using an inter-deminsional travel device to go to a far corner of the universe, something went horribly wrong and the ship literally went to "hell" and the ship has become a living being bent on using it's rescuers fears to destroy them.

While Event Horizon borrows many elements from classic horror films such as "The Shining" and "Hellraiser" it's story is essentially a much darker and gorier version of Stanis³aw Lem's novel "Solaris."

Event Horizon was panned by critics when it was first released in 1997, but has been steadily gaining appreciation by both movie go-er's and critcs since then due to it's intricate camera work, special effects, and generally being ahead of it's time.
Event Horizon was Paul W.S. Anderson's best film.
by Jason Swindler November 24, 2006
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Horizontal dancing

Gettin' jiggy with it

Barry Whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage
"Let's turn the lights down low baby, have a little wine and later... do a little horizontal dancing"
by Lottycat February 27, 2009
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horizontal bopping

When the male is laying down behind the female and he sticks his penis into her vagina. Then the male thrusts his pelvis causing a "bopping sound". The two people are laying horizontally while doing this action.
Last weekend i was horizontal bopping the shit out of this chick
by bust_a_nut January 19, 2010
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Forza horizon

It's one of the best racing games for xbox360
Todd:wanna play forza horizon 2
Kyle:nah I'm gonna smoke a bowl
by That_1_retard March 23, 2020
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Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.
"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."
by InThane May 11, 2010
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