The Hoots

Short for Hooters

Hey Man! Lets go to The Hoots tonight to watch the UFC fight!

by ShredsPowDaily August 29, 2009

hoot

Synonym for "hot"
Often used by Russian seventh graders.

Drop it like it's hoot!

by ShadowCatTm January 29, 2019

hoot

Originated from the late Bay Area comedic rapper 3pac, something who gives too many hoots is someone who gives too many shits about something. 3pac coined phrases such as "zero hoots, son" meaning "don't give any shits, son," could be used the same way that people use the phrase "yolo."

John: Yo Ryan is hella down after losing the game on saturday.
Quinn: Yeah man I heard, he just gives too many hoots, son.
John: Haha yeah man, he gives wayy too many hoots.
Quinn: Zero hoots, son
John: Right on man.

by BAbois April 11, 2017

hoot

The sound of the fart that a man makes after he has taken it too many times in the ass

When Mr. Shaulis got back from jail he hooted constantly.

by Seventh March 28, 2007

hoot

poor quality marijuana

Thats not chronic bro, thats hoot shit

by Rachael Kavaganaughanaughv January 17, 2005

hoot

An offensive term used to describe someone that makes a general statement. Very grave and offensive.

(sarcasm) hahahaha....your a hoot

by chrisinstl August 28, 2007

Hooting

The act of washing someone else's body with a sponge

"I heard Leland was hooting Tiffany and she queefed."
"That's just nasty, hooting is supposed to be clean nig."

by jacoboTN182 March 30, 2008