Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Gym hooper

A person that is only good at practice or in the gym

“Hey is Jason a good player?”

“Nah he’s a gym hooper”

by K4N1 January 25, 2023

Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.

Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper

by @jthebucket August 21, 2016

anna hooper

a cute midget with fluro hair
shes a little psycho but awesome :)

look at that hair shine its an anna hooper

by nic musumeci February 11, 2009

Starfish Hooper

"Starfish Hooper" is another meaning for a gay man!

"did you know that bloke over there when we was at school? Women all round him back then... Can't believe he grew up to be a starfish hooper!!!

by Lodaz Boonaz July 9, 2009

Luke Hooper

A gay fag who usually is blessed with a thick, hot, bangin mother. Luke will get roasted for literally anything he does or wears by his mates. Although he gets really high standardized test scores, no one cares.

Did you see Luke Hoopers mother? Yeah, she’s really hot.

by Isa Freeman March 29, 2020

Molly Hooper

A female TV character who is basically useless and extremely boring. Usually added to boost the morale of lonely fangirls.

I don't like that show. Its full of Molly Hoopers.

by vixen by night April 29, 2015