Primitive tribal clothing item commonly seen in large quantities around street corners, public toilets and McDonald's Restaurants in town centres up and down Britain, and almost certainly in any recently-stolen car. Consists of sweater-like top with hood, designed primarily to shield the wearer from CCTV cameras, store detectives, police patrols, and others who might seek to violate the wearer's precious Human Rights(tm) by prosecuting them for theft or possession of controlled substances. Often worn in conjunction with thick-brimmed baseball cap, acne, and a fixed, slack-jawed expression.
Example 1:
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."
Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."
Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"
by Shkval July 24, 2008

by urban daisy February 25, 2008

by spanky October 12, 2003

my twin boys each have a hoodie -- one of them was too small to be "done" at the hospital, and we never went back to get them "done"
by Winsi June 25, 2004

by Definitionac September 21, 2004

by woodpile January 20, 2010
