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hoodie

Primitive tribal clothing item commonly seen in large quantities around street corners, public toilets and McDonald's Restaurants in town centres up and down Britain, and almost certainly in any recently-stolen car. Consists of sweater-like top with hood, designed primarily to shield the wearer from CCTV cameras, store detectives, police patrols, and others who might seek to violate the wearer's precious Human Rights(tm) by prosecuting them for theft or possession of controlled substances. Often worn in conjunction with thick-brimmed baseball cap, acne, and a fixed, slack-jawed expression.
Example 1:
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."

Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"
by Shkval July 24, 2008
mugGet the hoodiemug.

hoodie

hoodrat
someone thats a slut and drsses skanky , will sleep with anyone
that girl is such a hoodie.
by urban daisy February 25, 2008
mugGet the hoodiemug.

the hoodies

Awesome band from Rochester.they are Paul,Dan,Brandon, and Nick.check them out @ www.thehoodies.com
spanky and spiff love the hoodies
by spanky October 12, 2003
mugGet the the hoodiesmug.

hoodie

the part that hangs over on an uncircumcised penis
my twin boys each have a hoodie -- one of them was too small to be "done" at the hospital, and we never went back to get them "done"
by Winsi June 25, 2004
mugGet the hoodiemug.

hoodie

Foreskin of an Un-circumsized male
I have a cheesy Hoodie
by bigman March 12, 2005
mugGet the hoodiemug.

Hoody

Foreskin; funny to ask in a question.
Q:"Do you have a hoody?"
A:*stares in disbelief*
by Definitionac September 21, 2004
mugGet the Hoodymug.

hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants-like your big head in hooded sweatshirt
she bent over with those big tits and I popped an instant hoodie
by woodpile January 20, 2010
mugGet the hoodiemug.

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