shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016

honanza

A social situation with more females than males.

I showed up to the bar and it was an epic Honanza.

by Tri Mania October 9, 2006

Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

hoardermining

The process when circumstances force one, who is loathe to throw away anything, to separate things which actually have personal value from trash.

I spent this past weekend hoardermining through 20 years of accumulated stuff in preparation to moving in with Claire. Ninety-five percent of the stuff was trash, but I found some really cool stuff including love letters, old business cards, and my birth certificate among other things.

by DDJudge August 30, 2018

File Hoarder

A person who downloads alots of movies games and other shit and keeps them for no appearent reason.

Fuck sake morgan u have 5 hard drives full of documentaries that youve watched your a file hoarder

by darryl mccomish May 23, 2014

Animal Hoarder

A person of either sex, but most likely a female, who has a numerous amount of animals in the home. This person considers the animals as pets, but actually, they are more like prisoners. The animal hoarder usually has an unsanitary home because since they are too lazy to let the animals outside to do their business, they will allow the animals to deposit their fecal matter in the home. The animal hoarder is evicted from place after place, and will often hide the animals to pretend that they do not have "prisoners" If you rent a home or apartment to one of these people, do not expect to have anything worth saving after you finally find out and evict them, because it will be too late. The animal hoarder will not admit that she has mental problems, and will cuss you out for suggesting that she get help.

My friend rented a house to a lady and later found out the woman was an Animal hoarder. The place was unfit for humans habitation because there was mildew and animal fecus and urine throughout the whole place. Not being the animal's fault, but the animal hoarder.

by save the animals October 11, 2008

hoark

1- To barf, vomit, regurgitate. 2- To steal.

That was a nasty lugie he hoarked. I'm sorry, I had to hoark your phone.

by CF & Waldo November 26, 2002