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Homeschooled

Dan: is she homeschooled?
Haikey: helll yeah she fuckin autistic af have you seen that pussy ass bitch
Dan: LMAOOO
by Vegan69696969 November 29, 2018
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homeschooler

A smart person, who doesn't have to be locked up in prison for 8 hours learning things that are not needed for their future or career.

Usually introverted, and has only a small circle of friends. These people are generally stereotyped as being Duggars, big families, all well behaved, white, and own 3 houses out in the country to accomodate the family (of course including their grandma), and has to get Whole Foods delivered to their house in a truck because the nearest one is 45 miles away.

But in reality they are just people who are probably better educated than you, have a better chance at getting a well-paying career, and still have time in the day to do all of the fun things you wish you could do, like staying in bed all day on Monday watching YouTube.
"Where do you go to school"
"I'm a homeschooler."
"So how do you have friends?"
"..."
by blunting knives January 7, 2016
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Homeschooler

There are the homeschoolers who are infatuated with only their school, grades, scholarships, and graduates. They are the ones who become the greatest of doctors, masterful scientists, and ingenious inventors, who eventually kill themselves once they realize what they have done with their lives and how they had wasted their youth years away, and how, in the end, it was most definitely not worth it.

There are the homeschoolers who sadly just don't know how to socialize. They range from pretty awkward to 'okay, this person is freakin weird' to fuckin retarded. They are the ones who voluntarily subject themselves to the notion of homeschooling and are cast out by every social group imaginable. And are way too stupid to form their unsociable and pathetic group themselves. And as they are way too stupid to end their miserable lives, they end up living in misery forever.

There are the ones who's depression has excelled so far they don't even have the will to fight their enforcement of being homeschooled. Instead they become desperately behind on school, give up on it entirely, and spend their meager lives absorbed in the media. Social networks, TV shows, movie characters, and books become their best friends, and help them to forget about their depressing problems. And they are too absorbed in their fantasy lives to kill themselves.

~ sincerely by

the only amazing homeschooler alive
News reporter: Ground Breaking News.The population of homeschoolers has begun to diminish around the world. Now, is this because people are finally smart enough not to commit the crime of homeschooling or because the homeschoolers have all begun killing themselves at a faster rate?
by UrbaNdiCtioNaRyadDicT321 March 6, 2016
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homeschooler

While often seen as socially awkward, this person actually gets no snow days and wastes time on sites like this.
Man, you on UD again? Such a homeschooler..
by so pro February 25, 2011
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Homeschooledness

The effects being homeschooled has on a person. Individual may present behaviors such as: Not picking up on social cues, not understanding basic social interaction skills, not knowing any popular songs or sayings.
Lucy: “Why doesn’t John know this song?”
Fredrick: “It’s because of the homeschooledness.”
by Homeschooler revolution March 2, 2021
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