hmmphington

(noun) a place inside you, in which you think 'i can't be arsed'.

"My mind helplessly wondered into hmmphington, whilst my depression lingered."

by Emma Kingston December 30, 2007

hmmmpff

The sound one makes in response to a statement implying failure of responsibility, a puzzling realization, or as a response to practically any odd, awkward, shocking or irritating situation. Often used as a lazy response to nearly any line of questioning or factual statement. Proper tone can make "hmmmpff" a response to practically anything. Often both starts and finishes a conversation, or shows severe lack of interest in said conversation.

Alternate Spellings:
hmpf
hmph
hmmpff (Nearly infinite variations of this spelling involving more M's and/or F's.)
harumpff (spelling may vary)
hmpth

Boss: "That report is due Monday, are you sure you'll be able to finish it on time? Maybe you should come in Saturday afternoon."
Worker: "Hmmmpff." (tone of indifference)

"I thought that after tipping the homeless guy $20, the directions he gave us would have been in the RIGHT direction...hmmmpff." (tone of confusion)

Bert: "Kenny G is both a brilliant musician and a sex icon."
Mike: "Hmmmpff." (almost any tone, such as shock, disinterest, inquisitive, etc)

by (ping!)master February 2, 2006

Hmmm

When I don't know how to reply in a conversation or text, I need a filler word to allow time to think of an answer so I say Hmmm. Hmmm is my thinking sound!

DH: Baby, what do you want to do this weekend?
SS: (5 minutes later) Hmmm

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Means thinking what to write about

What should I write Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by REDSDDDDDDSD March 6, 2017

Hmmp

Hug me my person

Pls call

Hmmp

by R rais March 9, 2018

r/hmmm

A community on Reddit, known for sharing the internet's weird pictures. Some pictures are original, but others have been reposted many times. It has been desribed as a mini r/WTF.

hmmm...

Link:
www.reddit.com/r/hmmm

by Slіm Shady January 18, 2018

hmmmblah

What one says when they are either bored, discouraged or just wish to be incredably random.
Best said when stretching early in the morning when everyone else sleeping, at the top of your lungs, or when people are least expecting it.

Shawn suddenly screamed "HMMBLAH!!!" and scared the shit outta me. The hallway was silent for about 5 minutes.

by Percivlle & Millicent December 6, 2003