haines city

The shittiest town on earth. It's a death trap to live in. Everyone wants to move out of that town except for dumb ass rednecks who get their girlfriends pregnant. Most of it is orange groves. The most exciting thing that has happened to Haines City was the expansion of the high school. The "mall" of Haines City is the Walmart where all the dumb ass high schoolers hang out in the electronics. This place is dumb as fuck and the only visitors they get are snowbirds and tourists looking for Disney. There are no hot guys in Haines City, only dumb ass rednecks and hispanics who have no life and don't know how to treat a girl. Lots of drugs are sold in the ghetto, mainly meth. Everyone knows everyone else's business because they are snooping, gossiping dumbasses. All the scene/emo kids at the high school are weird as fuck, and alot of fights break out at the high school. Basically nobody wants to live in Haines City.

Dave:"Hey, what's that piece of shit?"
Alex:"Oh, that's just Haines City."

Sara:" I was thinking of moving to Haines City."
Jessica:"No. You'll die."

by thatchillgirl July 10, 2012

Duncan Hines

A state of female arousal using a play on words for the Duncan Hines slogan "So Moist. So Delicious"

Ooo, see that smokin' hot guy with the tattoos? He's got me all kinds of Duncan Hines.

by atomicbombshell May 24, 2009

Hiney hole

another word for butthole, colon, poop shoot, or asshole.

"Nick says Shaun sure likes it in the hiney hole"

by Nicholas Q August 22, 2006

hineybird

A bird that flies around in a circle endlessly until it finally flies up its own asshole.

You know what a hineybird is, don't you DJ? A hineybird is a bird that flies in circles, increasingly smaller concentric circles, until it disappears into its own behind. Poof! Mariotti's a hineybird.

by Hawk and DJ March 31, 2008

hiney-hole soup

An explosive fecal extrusion brought about by the consumption of tainted or spicy foods. Sometimes contains corn, mixed nuts, and half-digested bean fragments.

see also mud butt & the runs.

My mom had to run home from the laundomat because she had to make some hiney-hole soup.

by Botts May 30, 2004

Haines

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.

"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."

by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011

heiney

iNoun/i Bottom; posterior.

Cor, look at the heiney on that!

by Padster October 18, 2003