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heverton

Usually a thin Brasilian fella, with mommy issues. Tells way to many -unfunny- yo momma jokes. Also frequently comes up with jokes of another genre, which then turn out to be unfunny aswell.

He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.

He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.

He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.

He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
Random person: „Hey CLARKE my mother is fat, what dou you think I should do?

Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““

Person: Carhalloio
by Hevertomaten Sauca September 16, 2023
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Baby Hewey

A person or person's, who leach off of certain women and or men. Kinda like a Sport coat, but more planned out and no game at all. Losers of society, most of the time jumping be person to person without heist. In most cases the other person feels sorry for them. No home ,no car ,no job, no life.
Billy did you see that ulgy guy with that beautiful woman ? How the fuck did he pull her ?Son he is Baby Hewey
by Clearly da1 August 21, 2018
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Heevy Jeevies

To be creeped out by an individual, usuaully after an invitation to an unwanted date, such as a dinner.
Tisha had the Heevy Jeevies after a fat man asked her to dinner.
by Tony McDonald October 30, 2007
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Schwin Heven

the act of extreme exertion. Giving it everything you got!
Jamie yelled "schwin heven" when he threw the football.
by Jamie Bechtold April 17, 2008
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Heeyah

A sound; that of an orgasm.
*Cpt. Jeeves really gives it to Mary
Mary: HEEYAH!!
by Beefendaker December 9, 2008
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Hevein

Amazing Finnish trash metal band.
Max Lilja from Apocalyptica plays now cello in Hevein.

Good songs: Iota, Last drop of innocence and Only human are my favourite :)
"Hevein songs are amazing"
by I don't know -.-' April 9, 2009
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hovey

one who has abnormaly gigantic feet on who falls for guys like a waterfall. He looks up to 'Devo' as a sunflower looks up to the sun. These are extremely rare and you can only find them in the tundra of North Dakota. By the way they can't speak correctly (if you have seen the king's speech it is just like that).
look at that hovey just wandering about by his lonesome self
by Janders from Harlem March 24, 2011
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